Dateline Saint Paul, Minnesota.

Mutated Tees has introduced 4 new t-shirt designs, all of which are printed on American Apparel 100% ultra-soft ring-spun cotton.

Subconsciously, perhaps, two of the designs promote dairy products, a poorly veiled homage to chief mutant Jimmy’s native state of Wisconsin. Support Beams, along with the previously referenced Tolerate Lactose, are inherently political. Make sure to wear these in the right circles or you’re asking for trouble. In a coincidental twist of fate, our “What. Just. Happened?” tee is particularly apropos in light of the recent strike by our favorite football zebras.